bunch of insults

1.You're so fat that when you climb Mount Everest, people below thought you're the mountain.
2. You're so fat that when you step on the weighing scale, it said "to be continued..."
3. You're so fat that when you cut your leg, gravy came out.
4. You're so fat that your organs are negotiating for en bloc.
5. You're so fat that when you wear a yellow raincoat on the streets people shout "TAXI!"
6. You're so fat that when you tripped over in Orchard Road, you landed in Jurong.
7. You're so fat that people actually run around you to exercise.
8. You're so fat that when you went to the cinema to watch a movie, you sat next to everybody.
9. You're so fat that when you suntan, no one else is able to get the sun.
10. Your mouth is so big that you speak in Dolby Surround Sound.
11. You're so fat that when you jump for joy, you got stuck.
12. You're so fat that on a scale from 1-10 you're on 747.
13. Your teeth is so yellow that traffic slows down when you smile.
14. You're so stupid that you think Tiger Woods is a forest in India.
15. You're so ugly that Paris Hilton mistook you for her chihuahua.
16. You're so ugly that when I brought you to the zoo they say "Thanks for bringing him back."
17. You're so ugly that when Beyonce sees you, she says "To the left, to the left".
18. You're so ugly that all the bulimic girls paste your photo on the wall so that they can puke easily.
19. You're so ugly that when you threw a boomerang, it didn't came back.
20. You're so ugly that when you try to touch yourself, your hands pretend to fall asleep.
21. You're so ugly that the scientists have to categorise you in a new breed of dog.

I haven't practiced basketball in AGES. I should go down sometime and do that :)